Listings for December, 2012

APPEARING ON Saturday, December 1st, 2012

The Beatelles [+]

Saturday 1st December

Free Before 9pm, £4.00 Thereafter

The Beatelles are one of the world’s top female Beatles tribute bands and the only one from the UK, they’re also all ‘scousers’ just like the Fab Four themselves.

They believe The Beatles made the best music ever written and seek to play it with the soul and passion it deserves, but with a feminine edge! Playing a lot of The Beatles later material from iconic albums such as Abbey Road and The White Album, the girls have a reputation for putting their own twist on the songs; giving the audience a fresh and contemporary take on The Beatles music.

With an ever growing fan base at their live shows, they perform across the UK and Internationally – including shows at Liverpool’s own world famous Cavern Club.

Being the first female Beatles tribute band from the UK has created opportunities to perform with famous bands and solos acts including ‘The Persuaders’, ‘Denny Laine’ (from Moody Blues and Wings), ‘Hal Bruce’ and his ‘Summer of Love’ band, ‘The Swinging Blue Jeans’, ‘The Pete Best Band’, ‘Apple Jam’ from the USA, ‘The Blue Margarets’ from Japan, their mates ‘Revolver’ from Scotland and not forgetting their brothers; Liverpool’s own ‘The Mersey Beatles’.

They have played the Mathew St Festival and International Beatles Week in their own city of Liverpool since 2007. Check out the ‘gig listings page’ for upcoming shows.

Having recently returned from successful concerts in France & Finland, the girls are looking forward to a very busy 2012 and some very exciting times ahead…


 
APPEARING ON Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

Martyn Joseph with support from Luke Jackson [+]

Sold Out

Martyn Joseph is as performer like no other.
Touring in support of a brand new studio album “Songs for the Coming Home”, shades of Springsteen, John Mayer, Bruce Cockburn and Dave Matthews there may be – but he stands in his own right, built on a reputation for giving what thousands have described as the best live music experience of their lives.
Martyn’s ability to transcend preconceptions about how one man and a guitar can sound is testament to his talent and stage presence. In fact, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there’s more than one musician on stage.The shows are intelligently constructed, Martyn presenting his audience with challenging narratives and with an intensity that hits with the power of a right hook. He tempers this with songs that comfort and speak to the soul. His great improvisation and immediate topicality lead to an organic fluidity that makes every show different. His comfortable rapport and conversation with his audiences, his sense of humour and his ability to make everyone feel at home lie right at the heart of the evenings success.
Juxtaposition is a key theme in Martyn’s work. The simplicity and the complexity of the human condition and all that it encompasses is underpinned with a heady promise of hope. There is a versatility to Martyn’s music that is hard to categorise. Many have tried, resulting in labels such as Folk, Rock, Soul, Folk Funk and Americana; all of which somehow miss the mark. But sometimes music doesn’t need a defining genre and with the ability to articulate a sense of the bigger picture, Martyn’s music and social commentary manage to empower and speak for many. His songs are pictures, and stories, and feelings all put to music and delivered by a master craftsman.
Martyn Joseph. A unique talent driven by passion and love for his trade, continues to write, sing and play from the heart.

“Britain`s best kept secret……a challenging songwriter and a compelling courageous live performer” – MoJo 4* review
“One of the most charismatic and electrifying performers in Britain today…tough and passionate”?Tom Robinson BBC 6 music
“One of acoustic music’s most original voices, and most forward looking of his generation of singer/songwriters”?Q Magazine
“A profound experience”?The Boston Globe
“Songs of social commentary as much as love, with a rootsy sensibility”?Time Out
“Written with craft, performed with passion”?Financial Times
“He is one of our most intelligent writers. He gets better and better like the finest of wines” – Bob Harris – BBC Radio 2

Luke Jackson

On this tour Martyn will be supported by Luke Jackson, a young roots singer songwriter from Canterbury, who performs with passion and writes with a maturity that belies his years. While many of his contemporaries are chasing their 5 minutes of fame in the disposable world of TV talent shows, Luke is ploughing an independent furrow, writing songs of depth and emotional value that connect with audiences the length and breadth of the country.
He is one of the finest emerging talents in the roots and acoustic scene today and is developing into a consummate live performer who once seen, will certainly not be forgotten. His debut album, “More Than Boys”, produced by Martyn, is released in August 2012.


 
APPEARING ON Thursday, December 6th, 2012

Telford’s Christmas Fayre [+]

Thursday 6th December – Free Entry

Roll up to the canal side on this cold winters eve to fill your bellies with mince pies, your heads with grog and your stockings with vintage gifts!

Telford’s Warehouse will be transformed into the most glamorous grotto in town, thriving with handmade homewares, kitsch kitchenware, retro rags, junk jewellery and quirky crafts brought to you by sellers far and wide who are extremely passionate about vintage and eclectic style. Whether you’re a vintage virgin or a retro vetran, The Yule Tide Bazaar will acco

mmodate all your Christmassy needs!

Christmas is a time for giving and we’d like to give you the gift of free entry, plentiful parking and a time out from the hustle and bustle of late night city centre festive shopping – aren’t we kind?!

Not only will we be supplying a large amount of home made mulled wine to tickle your taste buds, amazing vintage clobber to wrap up your cold bodies, a dollop of live folk ‘n’ roll to heat your ears but we will also be donating all of the proceeds from the stall fees to Chester Aid For The Homeless to warm your hearts. Donations will be very welcome.


 
APPEARING ON Friday, December 7th, 2012

The Cowboy Outfit [+]

Friday 7th December

Free Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

With DJ Adam Walton (BBC Radio)

If you like toe-tapping Honky Tonk music, The Cowboy Outfit is the band for you. The Cowboy Outfit were formed a couple of years ago from ex-members of The Winchesters, who thrilled the festival-goers of Europe for over a decade, and The Lonesome and Penniless Cowboys, Manchester’s longest running Western Swing band. You’re sure to love The Cowboy Outfit’s sizzling renditions of the best of Hank Williams, Bob Wills and Johnny Cash, with a few surprises thrown in!


 
APPEARING ON Saturday, December 8th, 2012

Catfish and The Bottlemen [+]

Free Entry Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

Catfish and The Bottlemen are a rock and roll band. Four lads with songs that are loud, explosive, sexy and young – and full of guitars.

Songs about regular stuff, everyday tales of love and lust. What happens when the lights go down. All delivered with a bright-eyed charm which is all their own.

Relentless touring has honed an explosive live performance which belongs on a big stage.

Catfish and The Bottlemen are going places and want to take you with them…

Poetry & Fuel EP (DELETED) – released August (Size Records UK)

The Beautiful Decay EP – March 2010 (Size Records UK)

Live Demos (DELETED) – September 2010

Debut Single ‘Bodies’ – November 2010 – (SOLD OUT) Ltd to 250 copies

The Sunday Sessions – November 2010 – (SOLD OUT) Ltd to 250 copies

Tortuga/Sidewinder – 12″ Red Vinyl – October 2011 – Ltd to 250 copies

http://www.catfishandthebottlemen.com
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http://www.catfishandthebottlemen.bandca…

 
APPEARING ON Sunday, December 9th, 2012

Open Mic Session with Sarah Deboe [+]

Free Entry

Acoustic open mic evening where all are welcome to take on Telfords stage. Hosted by Sarah Deboe, it should be a great night for all and with free entry and how can you say no.


 
APPEARING ON Monday, December 10th, 2012

Cerys Matthews – ‘Cerys by Candlelight’ [+]

Monday 10th December – Sold Out


The  ‘Cerys by Candlelight’ Tour will roll into town and snuggle down in the Telford’s Warehouse for a festive feast of music , poetry , and the purely unexpected that makes each and every Cerys Matthews live show a unique experience.

It’s a long way from her late 90s huge Catatonia hits and media bits that were essential to the zeitgeist of the times.   Her talents have since emerged in her widely successful solo albums , ranging from ‘Cock A Hoop’, recorded in Nashville in 2003, through to 2009’s ‘Don’t Look Down’ and the more recent ‘Explorer’ (2011) which did what it said on the tin -  taking the listener around the world in the same way that Cerys’ hugely popular BBC 6Music radio programme has made its reputation as a must- listen for any real music lover on a Sunday morning.

We must mention the beautiful Welsh language album ‘TIR’ (2010) , it is beautiful in its renditions of classic folk songs dear to Miss Matthews, complete with a booklet filled with the detailed background to the songs.  It’s made it the best-selling Welsh language album of the 2000s, most of those sales arising outside of the homeland.

Cerys loves seeking out the magic not just in music, but in the written word. Following on from her first children’s book ‘Tales From The Deep’, published in 2011, she re-states her love of ‘the word’ in her debut book  for Penguin about the history of children’s song (riddled with pages of singalong guides) which will see the light Easter 2013,  before she embarks on a number of projects around her all-time favourite , Dylan Thomas.

In the meantime , we have a new album ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ (2012), featuring 15 winter faves , sung with great gusto and humour , two qualities that no doubt Cerys will be looking for when she visits your local theatre.  Be warned, you will all have little option but to sing along !


 
APPEARING ON Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Crackling Vinyl Presents Paper Aeroplanes + Support From Shy & The Fight [+]

Tuesday 11th December

£6 Advance / £7 Door

PAPER AEROPLANES

‘My First Love’ video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap5-hyvHjv0

Sarah and Richard of Paper Aeroplanes grew up 30 miles from each other along the coast of West Wales, in houses you could see the sea from. They spent their formative years walking on cold beaches, messing in rock pools and finding records in charity shops – a world, and  a two hour drive, away from the nearest music scene. Or Topshop.

After a substantial usage on BBC drama Lip Service and recent radio support from  6Music’s Lauren Laverne, Nemone & Cerys Matthews and Steve Lamacq & Bob Harris on Radio 2, Paper Aeroplanes have been very busy. The band have 3 headline tours under their belts and recent sell-out shows in London, Birmingham and Norwich.

“Gorgeous”
Lauren Laverne

We Are Ghosts
Album of the MonthMaverick Magazine

“With songs this good, Paper Aeroplanes deserve a far wider audience.”
BBC Music’s Robin Denselow

“Intimate, jaunty and confident lo-key pop with great melody.”
The Guardian

“My favourite welsh combo since a slice of bara brith and a cup of sweet tea.”
Beat Surrender

A Comfortable Sleep EP Review

“Paper Aeroplanes are an oasis of gravity in a cultural desert of frivolity, of emotion in a cold hearted world. If you’re not in tears by the end of A Comfortable Sleep then you’re either a Stalinist dictator or a statue. 9/10 ” – Paul Kerr, 405

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http://paperaeroplanesmusic.com
http://twitter.com/sarahaeroplane

SHY & THE FIGHT

Debut single ‘All That We See Or Seem’ c/w ‘Breaks’ out now on Popty-Ping Records.

‘All That We See Or Seem’:http://youtube.com/watch?v=TsH-pnCMLQs

Shy and the Fight are a six-piece band from the border country between Chester and Llangollen. They write big-hearted songs that roll along on a crest of sparkling guitars, skewed electronics and soaring harmonies. The band are an endearingly charismatic mixture of personalities and influences. Belle & Sebastian, The Beach Boys and rockabilly loom large in their musical landscape. It makes for a rousing and melodic listening experience. Since their inception in 2009, their early demo recordings have earned them airplay – and a BBC Introducing session – from Radio 1 (Jen Long), BBC Radio Merseyside (Dave Monks),  BBC East Midlands (Dean Jackson) and BBC Radio Wales (Adam Walton & Bethan Elfyn).

They’re very much a 21st century band – bristling with ideas, energy and initiative – equally at home selling out hometown shows with queues snaking 1?2 a mile up the road from the venue, busking in town centres, or bewitching audiences at European festivals (Stop Making Sense). It’s an inspirational, DIY ethic: a band of their time, memorably soundtracking their times.

Recent reviews have drawn comparisons to The Delgados, Leisure Society, Los Campesinos, and Frank Turner.

‘All That We See Or Seem’ c/w ‘Breaks’ (PING001) is the band’s first release, a double A-side 7” single on the Popty-Ping record label.

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APPEARING ON Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Latin Mania! [+]

Salsa classes and Latin dance night

Free Bar Entry – Classes £4 each or £6 for both

Latin MANIA!
Salsa classes and Latin dance night

Telfords has hosted a salsa club in Chester for over 15 years and we’re now launching Latin MANIA!

Learn Cuban salsa lessons every Wednesday with Banderas (Havana, Cuba), Lee Baker and Rachel Forshaw. Lessons are provided for all levels of ability, from complete beginners to experienced dancers. You don’t need a partner – you’ll change partners all the time in a friendly, fun group.

8.00 pm: Separate classes for Beginners and Improver level

8.45 pm: Intermediate level partnerwork and Improver (and above) rueda (Cuban group dance, performed in a circle or ‘wheel’)

- Beginner classes introduce you to salsa music, teach the basic footwork steps and let you take your first steps dancing with a partner.

- Improver classes build up your repertoire of fundamental partner work sequences.

- Intermediate classes build up more advanced partner work and solo patterns, and help develop body movement and musicality.

9.30 pm till 12.30: Dance into the night with a mix that includes salsa, timba, bachata, regaetton, merengue, latin pop and more.

Classes are just £4 for one class or £6 for two classes. Entry to social dancing after 9.30 is free.


 
APPEARING ON Thursday, December 13th, 2012

Venus de Milo [+]

Free Admission

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APPEARING ON Friday, December 14th, 2012

Cantaloop [+]

Free Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

Cantaloop’s mission is to provide 800% of C-funk with a satisfaction guarantee! This can be delivered to an intimate crowd or to the masses. Cantaloop are fronted by the C-funk messenger Dannie Dee with his trussed C-funk doctors 100C on guitar and Paulo De’Wooton or Gus on bass. No band is absolute without the engine and Cantaloop have two F1 Groove machines to choose from The Beef or King Popeye on drums.

Under the orders of Captain Sugar Lips with his 1st mate, The Horns of Plenty launch their monster horn lines, throwing down Phat dollops of Funkelicious Brass. When all these elements combust the Cantaloop Brotherhood always let the people know they are “CHAAAC-LAT” Cantaloop are a true urban Funk outfit

Cantaloop played at various festivals and legendary venues including Glastonbury Festival (The Jazz World and Avalon stages), Montreux Jazz Festival (Montreux), Blue Balls Festival (Luzern), Moods (Zurich), The Flechedor (Paris), Paradiso (Amsterdam), Larmer Tree Festival (UK), Vicar Street (Dublin), Barrowlands (Glasgow), Ashton Court (Bristol), Jazz Café (London), Cargo (London), Carling Academy (Birmingham, Manchester, Bristol), Rock City (Nottingham)

The ‘Chocolate’ EP is the latest funk-fuelled sweetener from the awesome ‘Cantaloop’. Often described as ‘one of the best live bands out there’ this sees them ever pushing the boundaries in their genre and treating us to their unique ‘C-Funk’ song craft.

Chocolate – is just that, Sweet…. you want more and you bloody-well get it!, this track will sneaks up on ya and twat ya hard and repeatedly from all directions! Just like Ernie the chicken from Family Guy only difference is…. this feels goooooood!!!!

Feisty – kicks off the e.p with the bass bouncing and the Super-Duper-Funk horn line cutting a rug in your minds funk gland. Guitars that sound like Hammond organs but then fire up funkness that the old skool brothers would be proud of, alongside a front line social comment with a chorus hook line as big as J-lo’s butt.

Blessed – this is a tune which shows just how many different places Cantaloop can take you! The guitars start with a sweet line that sticks and pushes. Old skool hip hop vocals which ignite with the horns in the chorus, the trumpet solo is pure summer day cruising along a ocean freeway smoking cigarettes (when ciggies were good) with the top down, fired up by a back beat that just gets you were you need to go! The crescendo towards the end will give you another cigarette (was it good for you?) moment!!! Eeeemmm oh yeah.

Flatline – The curve ball of the e.p it introduces itself as a acoustic finger clicking lament to all things Cantaloop then rocks up with some fuzz fresh guitar sound that mutates into a Mississippi delta Blues Sonny boy Williamson blues harp riff that rocks back up at the end to show while the Cantaloop brotherhood have the know-how to push things forward, they can also take ya back!!


 
APPEARING ON Saturday, December 15th, 2012

Perfectly Frank [+]

Saturday 18th December – £4 Entry

Perennial Telford’s favourites Perfectly Frank are back to recreate the magic and charisma of Frank Sinatra in all his glory.  Playing all his classics, this will be a fabulous way to kick start your Christmas groove.

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APPEARING ON Sunday, December 16th, 2012

Open Mic Session with Kai Lena [+]

Free Entry

Chester’s finest and longest running open mic session hosted this week by Kai Lena


 
APPEARING ON Monday, December 17th, 2012

Midge Ure [+]

Monday 17th December – SOLD OUT

Midge Ure has shape shifted his way through the UK music scene for 35+ years.
From prototype boy band with Slik, through electronic pioneer with Visage, rock guitarist with Thin Lizzy, chart topper with Ultravox and his solo career, to charity fund raiser with Band Aid…
Ure has adapted to the ebb and flow of his career performing with large bands, 3 piece power trio’s, and his solo acoustic shows with which he sticks to his mantra that a good song can be stripped down to its basics and still stand close inspection.
Midge’s shows in 2013 will reflect as ever his full career, including solo songs such as If I Was, and Ultravox songs from Vienna up to new songs from the brand new Ultravox CD “Brilliant” released in May 2012


 
APPEARING ON Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

Latin Mania! [+]

Salsa classes and Latin dance night

Free Bar Entry – Classes £4 each or £6 for both

Latin MANIA!
Salsa classes and Latin dance night

Telfords has hosted a salsa club in Chester for over 15 years and we’re now launching Latin MANIA!

Learn Cuban salsa lessons every Wednesday with Banderas (Havana, Cuba), Lee Baker and Rachel Forshaw. Lessons are provided for all levels of ability, from complete beginners to experienced dancers. You don’t need a partner – you’ll change partners all the time in a friendly, fun group.

8.00 pm: Separate classes for Beginners and Improver level

8.45 pm: Intermediate level partnerwork and Improver (and above) rueda (Cuban group dance, performed in a circle or ‘wheel’)

- Beginner classes introduce you to salsa music, teach the basic footwork steps and let you take your first steps dancing with a partner.

- Improver classes build up your repertoire of fundamental partner work sequences.

- Intermediate classes build up more advanced partner work and solo patterns, and help develop body movement and musicality.

9.30 pm till 12.30: Dance into the night with a mix that includes salsa, timba, bachata, regaetton, merengue, latin pop and more.

Classes are just £4 for one class or £6 for two classes. Entry to social dancing after 9.30 is free.


 
APPEARING ON Thursday, December 20th, 2012

20:12 20/12/2012 Glendale Family Single Launch [+]

Free Entry

The Glendale Family are a collective of musicians based in the North West, with members ranging from Scotland to Australia and a number of places in between. They can most aptly be described as a modern folk band, influenced by sea shanties, heroic figures, tall tales and the natural world. They are the purveyors of good vibes, with a clear motivation to share the energy they create whilst maintaining a gracious approach to their performance.
After touring the whole of Ireland in 2009, Scotland in 2010, England and Wales 2011 the band earned their stripes living on the road, playing serious folks clubs, allotments parties, a ferry on Loch Ness, busking the streets by day and gigging bars and venues by night. This led to building new friendships that ultimately led them to featuring on national Irish radio Station Dublin Fm and make exciting and memorable performances at this years Focus Wales, The Wickerman and Deer Shed Festivals. Along with their work for charity Music In Hospitals and their recent crowning as Busking Champions at the Marple Food Festival, The Glendale Family plan to release their Debut Single ‘Fitzcarraldo’ on 20/12/2012 at their spiritual home Telford’s Warehouse in Chester.
With support gigs planned alongside John Fairhurst, Washington Irving and a debut E.P. planned for march 2013 its boomtimes for the Glendales.
Folk & Roll.


 
APPEARING ON Friday, December 21st, 2012

Stereo Electric Mistress [+]

Free Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

Stereo Electric Mistress are the musical combination of El Narky Pants and the Ginger Retriever, a duo who’s quest for fun and getting people dancing got them producing fine sounds, with which if you follow from the start have just got better and better. S.E.M. WILL take over the world. You just don’t know it yet…..


 
APPEARING ON Sunday, December 23rd, 2012

Christmas Open Mic Session with Mark Henderson [+]

Free Entry

Warm up for  Christmas or  top up your alcohol levels from the weekend with our Christmas Open Mic Session hosted by Mark Henderson. Sample some of our lovely ales, wines and even a mulled wine or three to warm to soul!


 
APPEARING ON Monday, December 24th, 2012

JON NELSONS CHRISTMAS CRACKER [+]

Christmas Eve – Open Until 1am

Free Entry

Christmas is almost here and what better way to ring in Christmas day than dancing your socks off to DJ Jon Nelson’s Christmas Eve session. He will be spinning all your dance floor favourites as well as some cheeky Christmas tunes.


 
APPEARING ON Tuesday, December 25th, 2012

Closed for Christmas Day [+]

Wishing all Telford’s friends and family a very Merry Christmas.


 
APPEARING ON Thursday, December 27th, 2012

Private Function [+]

Telford’s will be closed from 4pm today due to a private function.

Sorry for any inconvenience.


 
APPEARING ON Friday, December 28th, 2012

Shy & The Fight [+]

Friday 28th December

Free Entry Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

Shy and the Fight are a 7 piece alternative folk/pop collaborative based in and around Chester and North Wales.

Michael Deponeo (Guitar, Vocals), Christopher Done (Bass, Vocals), Thomas Hyndman (Guitar, Vocals), Carrie Anderson (Violin, Glockenspiel, Vocals), Jackson Almond (Keys, Electronics, Banjo), Tom Wootton (Drums) and Samuel Williams (Drums, Percussion, accordian) have been together since late 2009 and within their short time together, have gotten off to a fantastic start playing at a wide range of venues from local bars and touring venues to larger events including the first ‘Stop Making Sense’ festival at the ‘Garden’ festival site in Croatia, Chester rocks festival and focus wales.

Regularly performing across the UK, alongside many reputable acts, they have built up a substantial live fan base and have made frequent appearances on the Adam Walton show on BBC Radio Wales having also recorded a live session for the show. this has led to interest elsewhere including being a top pick on montreal’s cism radio station. And even more recently the band were surprised to hear their song had been played a couple of times on Jen longs introducing show on BBC radio 1.

Their track ‘How to stop an imploding man’ was used in the controversial Jack Wills advertising campaign for their Easter catalogue earlier this year, petitioned against by the daily mail.

Shy and the Fight are a dynamic group and their energetic performances are definitely not something to be missed!


 
APPEARING ON Saturday, December 29th, 2012

Merry Hell [+]

Saturday 29th December

Free Before 9pm, £4 Thereafter

Merry Hell: A Northern based 7-piece offering blistering folk/rock with a message. Uplifting, inspiring and insightful in equal measure with an interesting past and a promising future.

Launched in 2011, Merry Hell combine male and female vocals, mandolin, electric guitars, bass, drums and keyboards with an ambition to revolutionise the genre.

Musically they range from the anthemic to the intimate whilst combining lyrical playfulness with astute observation and comment, they offer your favourite songs that you haven’t yet heard plus a live experience that is both infectious and inspiring.  A band with a history, a pedigree and most importantly, a promise for the future.

Merry Hell has risen phoenix-like from the embers of 90’s cult rabble-rousers The Tansads.  – for many who knew them, the finest band never to make it BIG – a quasi folk-punk-rock orchestra that enjoyed a career spanning 5 albums and countless tours. Brought together again in 2010, for 3 triumphant reunion gigs at their spiritual home of The Citadel, St Helens, the venue for their celebratory live album, ‘Drag Down the Moon’.

As the dust settled on the reunion shows, the decision had been made that a revitalized band should take the spirit of The Tansads forward into a new era. So Merry Hell was raised.

The Kettle brothers, John, Bob, and Andrew are back, joined by John’s wife, Virginia, who brings both acoustic guitar and the perfect vocal foil to Andrew’s gravelly delivery. Former Tansads, Lee Goulding on keyboards and drummer Andy Jones consolidate the line-up, completed by bassist Andrew Dawson.

Known for their original, emotionally charged and anthemic songs, this band are just as much at home producing exquisitely crafted recordings in the studio as they are in their high-energy assaults on the souls of live audiences.


 
APPEARING ON Sunday, December 30th, 2012

Goodbye 2012 Open Mic Session with Rusty Mahone [+]

Free Entry

Come down for the last Open Mic Session of 2012 and warm up you liver ready for the New Years Eve mayhem! Hosted by Chester’s favourite accordianist Rusty Mahone.


 
APPEARING ON Monday, December 31st, 2012

Warehouse of Horrors – Apocalypse Survivors Society 2012 [+]

New Years Eve 2012 – Tickets SOLD OUT

The end is upon us!

As 2012 draws to a close, congratulations on surviving the end of the Mayan calendar, swimming through the annual summer floods and escaping the zombie hordes of the ensuing apocalypse!

Come and celebrate in style, spend New Year’s Eve at Telford’s for the return of the Warehouse of Horrors.

Signalling the death of summer sunshine, this ghostly manifestation has appeared irregularly throughout history, often heralding times of ill-omen. The only way to appease this malevolent entity and avert the doom it portends is through the sacrificial offering of wine, song, costume and dance!

So don your survival gear, load up your shotgun, put your pet zombie on its leash and make sure your here on the 31st December as the Apocalypse Survivor’s Society drinks, cavorts and debauches its way into 2013!