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Listings for June 26th, 2014

APPEARING ON Thursday, June 26th, 2014

REPENT plus Seb ‘n’ Tone [+]

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Dear Sir/Madam,

In November 2013, Thomas ‘Shy & the Fight’ Hyndman tasked two members of Telfords’ Warehouse ground crew, Anthony ‘Bear’ Green and Sebastien ‘Seb’ Allemand, to devise and construct an entertaining/informative musical collage/performance piece to be presented to the general public at a special event in February 2014. The brief stated only live drums, old fashioned samplers and ‘maybe’ a turntable could be used in construction of said piece. The project was delivered on time but considerably over budget. Despite this, a small percentage of attendees victimised Mike Devoy, of Telford’s Warehouse entertainment division, into hiring Sebastien and Anthony to design and manufacture a follow up/part two piece to be performed on the 26th June 2014 at Austin ‘ox hard’ Wildes’ “Repent” gathering. The programme should consist of funky cut & paste audio samples/chunky basslines backed up by live drums and percussion finished with chopped up vocals/acapellas delivered in a scratchy ‘hip hop’ turntable stylee. Following this mornings’ critical meeting, between our technical and creative staff, I can assure all involved the assignment is set to be handed in on time. I thank you for your patience and continued support,

yours faithfully,

Rick Polonza.

Repent

The Sound You’ll Hear (aka THE SUPREME TRUTH)

GOOD STRONG MUSIC. It will be both VARIOUS and EXTRA SPESH. we do not understand the point of Rihanna but we know that Wu-Tang are forever.

Humans (aka The GOOD and the BADASS)

We play music for good people who have ears and like denim: skinny jeans, baggy jeans, cut-off into hot-pants jeans. And jeans that have Nice’d Up a Dance or two in their time

Drinking (aka The RAPTURE aka The LIBATION)

Two pint buzz is the world’s best buzz: we sell pints. Two-cocktail buzz is also excellent and often too expensive: but not here. Two for one on a variety of lip-smacking brain-shaking cocktails.

Tequila (aka The TEMPTATION of Jesus Chris)

In the year 1600, Tequila was invented by crazy a Mexican especially for lco Cestrians. THAT’s YOU! Together we will celebrate the intelligence and kindness of Don Pedro Sanchez de Tagle by letting you pay 100pesos £1 for one Tequila. Mucho Calor: No Doubt.